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Q: How do you prevent a Summer cold?
A: Catch it in the Winter!

Q: What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?
A: Croak-o-cola.

Q: How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?
A: They use bear conditioning!

Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen?
A: Because they peel.

Q: What does the sun drink out of?
A: Sunglasses!

Q: What do you call a snowman in July?
A: A puddle.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburned zebra.

Q: What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer?
A: A hot dog!

Q: What's the best day to go to the beach?
A: SUNDAY!

Q: Why are gulls named seagulls?
A: If they were by the bay, they'd be bagels!

Q: Which letter is the coolest?
A: Iced T.

Q: What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?
A: A sandwitch!

Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
A: I'm bacon.

Q: Why don't acrobats work in the winter?
A: Because they only do summer-saults!

Q: What do you call a cat at the beach?
A: Sandy claws.

Q: What do sheep do on sunny days?
A: Have a baa-baa-cue.

Q: Where do cows go on their holidays?
A: Moo York.

Q: How do bees get to school?
A: By school buzz!

Q: Why don't mummies go on summer vacation?
A: Because they are scared to relax and unwind!

Q: What did the beach say to the tide when in came in?
A: Long time, no sea.

Q: Why are basketball players afraid of going on summer vacation?
A: Because they are scared they will get called for traveling!

Q: What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
A: Sand dollars.

Q: What kind of music do killer whales like?
A: They love to listen to the orca-stra!

Q: How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?
A: It waves!

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Baby Hazel Beach Party

Baby Hazel's cousins, Ashley and Elisa are throwing a beach party for Baby Hazel and Kayla.

Summer Camp Slacking

It's summer and that can only mean one thing - Summer Camp!

Flip Flop Match Game

Click on the buttons to reveal the pictures of different flip flops. Match all of the pictures to win.

Piggy-Wiggy Seasons

What does this little piggy love to do? Pig out! Help the pigs get the acorns as you progress through all four seasons.

Scooby's Ripping Ride

Grab your surfboard and shred some waves with Scooby Doo!

Papa's Freezeria

You’ve just started an easy job at an ice cream shop on a laidback tropical island, but things get hectic when all of Papa Louie’s loyal customers arrive on the island for vacation!

Rollercoaster Rush

Take your riders on a gut-wrenching, yowling terror ride! Negotiate huge peaks, steep valleys, loop-the-loops, jumps and more!

Summer Jigsaw Puzzle

Put this jigsaw puzzle together to reveal a picture of a Summer Beach.

Surf's Up

It's Summer Vacation time! Help the kids find their way to the beach.

Summer Drag & Drop Puzzle

Unscramble the pieces to make an Summer picture.

Summer Word Search

Stimulate your brain with a classic game of word search featuring Thanksgving vocabulary words! Each word on the list is hidden in the pool of letters. Words may be hidden horizontally, vertically, diagonally, forward, or backward. The words are randomly placed in the puzzle, so you can play it over and over again.

Summer Match Game

Use the mouse to click or touch the cards to reveal the pictures. Match the pictures to clear the cards from the board. Match all of the pictures to win.

Summer Simon Says

Test your memory skills in this online version of Simon Says.

Summer Slide Puzzle

Unscramble the pieces to make a Summer picture.